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Americans To Give Up Cancer Treatment After Presidential Quote

Posted by GregB on September 29, 2010 · Leave a Comment

Americans have welcomed a quote by President Obama in the book ‘Obama’s War’ by Bob Woodward Washington Post Staff Writer, in which he confirmed where the cancer is. ‘We need to make it clear… the cancer is in Pakistan’ Maurine Swartz, a 43 year-old mother of three from Fort Wayne, Indiana welcomed the news after recent … Continue reading →

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Obama Confirms Intelligence Picks

Posted by GregB on January 10, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Nintendo’s Brain Training, Dr Kawashima was both shocked and delighted at being given such a high profile position.

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Bush Plans To Provide Practical Guide To Presidency For Obama

Posted by GregB on December 30, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Surely some mistake? -Ed.

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Obama Team Discusses New Stimulus Plan

Posted by GregB on December 20, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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Wearing ‘Almost Homeless’ Sign, Ex-President Seeks Work

Posted by GregB on December 6, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Like a parody of each other two men in America find themselves looking for employment. Former toy industry executive, Paul Nawrocki who has been walking the streets of New York looking for work since February 2008 and soon to be former President George Bush. Mr Bush who has been very successful in mis handling Americas … Continue reading →

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Bush Denies Fannie Mae And Freddie Mac Hit America As Hard As Previously Thought

Posted by GregB on September 22, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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Sarah Palin Reveals Republican Election Slogan

Posted by GregB on September 7, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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Bill Clinton Gets Excited About Hillary And Obama Working Together

Posted by GregB on August 23, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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George Bush Squares Up To Vladimir Putin Over Georgia

Posted by GregB on August 15, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Yee Haw Yee Haw is echoing around the White House as Barmy George gets a last chance to vaporise humanity.Our source within the White House said “Oh Sh*t.” Duck and Cover. By SLAP

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George Bush In Off Shore Drilling Boob

Posted by GregB on August 3, 2008 · Leave a Comment

President Bush made another of his famous goofs yesterday when questioned on his views regarding off shore drilling. Mr Bush said that he was happy with his current dental plan and had no need to seek treatment outside of the country.

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