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Pixelated Faced Babies On The Increase Shock

Posted by GregB on March 12, 2009 · Leave a Comment

After an influx of celebrity babies being born with pixelated faces, top doctors both in America and Britain have joined forces to call for a clampdown on such illicit surgery. “Children should be allowed to be seen without fear or prejudice” said top judge Ira Sprinsteen, “ but I have to admit if I ever … Continue reading →

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The First Official CCTV Footage Of Panda Mugging Released By Police

Posted by GregB on April 2, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Police at Wolverhampton have today released CCTV footage of the recent mugging that occurred at the weekend. Two teenage pandas walked up to an unsuspecting panda in broad daylight and mugged their victim. The victim who wishes to remain anonymous was left shaken after the incident. Apparently it has caused chaos with the male Pandas … Continue reading →

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MP’s Back Badger Cull Shock To Apprentice Finalist

Posted by GregB on February 27, 2008 · Leave a Comment

MPs have backed calls for a limited cull of badgers to help prevent the spread of TB in cattle. A report by the environment select committee says the action should be focused on TB hotspots and form part of a package of control measures. This has come as a shock to Miss Ruth Badger who … Continue reading →

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