X Factor Maloney ‘Chinned A Swan’ Claim Tabloids

The contoversial star of this year’s X Factor, Christopher Maloney, is said to have “shocked his fellow finalists” by punching a defenceless swan in the face, British tabloid newspapers claimed today. The shock revelation follows weeks of increasingly negative stories appearing in the popular press about the Scouse shouter.The latest claim is that the Nan-loving … Continue reading

X Factor Wagner ‘Booted The Queen In The Face’ Say Tabloids

The runaway star of this year’s X Factor, Wagner Fiuza-Carrilho, is said to have “shocked his fellow finalists” by kicking Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II in the face, British tabloid newspapers claimed today.   The shock revelation follows several days of increasingly negative stories appearing in the popular press about the Brazilian singer. The latest claim is that the … Continue reading

Pope to Make Cheryl Cole Catholic Church’s 1st Living Saint

Pope Benedict XIV will crown his state visit to the UK next month by announcing a momentous break in tradition for the Catholic Church. For the first time in its almost 2000 year history, the Church is set to canonise a living person and that person is to be our own Angel of the North, … Continue reading

X Factor Joe Comes Out while Cowell goes Cruising

X Factor winner Joe McElderry is said to be elated at the overwhelmingly positive reaction from the public to his announcement last week that he is gay. The incandescent-toothed Geordie singer said he was “blown away” by the goodwill messages he has received both from fans and fellow celebrities alike, on his Twitter feed today. … Continue reading

X Factor Auditions Start In Beirut

The first X Factor auditions start in Beirut today with thousands expected to turn up for the show. Programme producers have asked for those auditioning to keep any Hamas or Hezbollah songs to a minimum.

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