Cholera What Cholera?
President Robert Mugabe has said Zimbabwe has contained cholera – as the UN and a UK charity warned the deadly outbreak was getting worse. “Nonsense I diagnosed the situation myself and can assure you that the epidemic is a figment of the wests imagination.”, Mr Mugabe confirmed to those who bothered listening.
The Suprise Winner Of Zimbabwe’s Got Talent ?
A Mr R Mugabe shockingly won the “Zimbabwe’s Got Talent” TV show at the weekend. Mr Mugabe attended the three week talent show along with thousands of others. Shockingly he managed to do away with the other contestants over a short period of time to take the prize. Who said Democracy hasn’t got a place … Continue reading
Mbeki in Zimbabwe mediation push
South African President Thabo Mbeki has been holding talks with Zimbabwe’s presidential rivals amid concerns over violence ahead of next week’s poll. Mbeki wants to ensure Mugabe uses violence in a democratic way.
Zimbabwe names date for run-off
The second-round run-off in Zimbabwe’s disputed presidential election will be held on 27 June, the government says. Opposition leader Morgan Tsvangirai won the first round, but not by enough to avoid a run-off. President Robert Mugabe said the poll was “disastrous”. Mr Tsvangirai says he will contest the second round, after originally threatening to boycott … Continue reading
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