British Summer Means?
It’s that time of year when the sun is out and the diet is thrown out of the window. Thankfully we have our new Abs to keep us looking in shape. Related articles British summer (xthumbelina.wordpress.com) the great british summer (gorgeoux.com) The Summer Save Up: Ten (or More) Ways to Save $20/Week This Summer (paramuspost.com) … Continue reading
Victims Thank Akin and Galloway For Enlightening Them With The Truth
Congressman Todd Akins and British politician George Galloway’s clarification on the legitimacy of rape have been welcomed by confused victims this week. Akins who stated a woman’s ability to conceive her unwanted child proves that she was not, in fact legitimately raped was great comfort to the many thousands of women viciously raped in America … Continue reading
Newspaper Readers Shocked At Immigrant Burial
Both Daily Mail and Daily Express readers were shocked today to find that the body recently found by archaeologists near Stonehenge was not of British extraction. A million visitors from around the world flock to Stonehenge every year. But the monument’s status as an international attraction is nothing new. Yesterday scientists said the stones were attracting overseas tourists … Continue reading
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