Exclusive Photo Of Cher Lloyd Released After Her XFactor Exit

    After coming in the bottom two twice during the contest tonight Cher Lloyd saw her X Factor dream come to an end as she was sent packing in the first part of the weekend’s final showdown. The 17-year-old hopeful from Malvern, Worcestershire, was the bookie’s favourite to face the chop tonight and, predictably, received … Continue reading

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A nation of misguided deluded fools were shocked yesterday to learn that the nations favourite Geordie Lass mimed on the X Factor. The gullible audience watched the 27-year-old take to the stage with black tape strapped around her legs and little else as she sang her new single. But rumours have been swirling that she sang … Continue reading

Pope to Make Cheryl Cole Catholic Church’s 1st Living Saint

Pope Benedict XIV will crown his state visit to the UK next month by announcing a momentous break in tradition for the Catholic Church. For the first time in its almost 2000 year history, the Church is set to canonise a living person and that person is to be our own Angel of the North, … Continue reading

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