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Christine O’Donnell I’m Not A Witch

Posted by GregB on October 6, 2010 · Leave a Comment

Christine O’Donnell who was selected as the Republican nominee to fight the 2010 Delaware Senate election next month on 2 November has released her first Ad for the campaign. The first words spoken in the Ad from Ms. O’Donnell’s mouth are “I am not a witch!” Her ad was meant to allay fears of some … Continue reading →

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Scientists Move Doomsday Clock Forward To 23:59.59 as Palin Presidential Bid Gathers Pace

Posted by daveh75 on September 15, 2010 · Leave a Comment

The scientists in charge of setting the Doomsday Clock today announced that they were moving it forward to it’s latest-ever setting of 1 second before midnight in response to rampant speculation that Tea Party darling Sarah Palin will run for the Presidency of the United States of America in 2012. The Doomsday Clock is a … Continue reading →

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