Transfer News: John Terry Set For Switch To…. Rugby Union!

In an announcement set to rock the Premier League, cartoonishly-villainous Chelsea captain John Terry is set to turn his back on football and re-start his sporting career in Rugby Union. The controversial England ace is believed to have grown weary of the mass opprobrium that has been hurled in his direction over the past three years … Continue reading

Transfer News! Everton Bag Big Money Purchase

Everton F.C have today finally given their anxious supporters something to cheer this transfer window with the announcement of their first summer purchase. At a specially convened Press Conference at the club’s GoodisonPark home, flamboyant Chairman Bill Kenwright struggled to contain his emotion as he unveiled his blockbuster buy.  “My fellow Evertonians, today I stand … Continue reading

Capello On Brink After Stanley Matthews’ England Quit Stunner

England manager Fabio Capello was left reeling today after the unexpected international retirement of legendary winger Stanley Matthews. The latest body-blow to the hapless Italian supremo was delivered by Sir Stanley’s ‘spokesman’, ridiculous shyster Derek Acorah. The oleaginous charlatan, 52, released a statement purporting to speak on behalf of Sir Stan saying “It is with … Continue reading

Jamie Redknapp Finally Breaks His Silence : Yes I Smashed It

Sky Sports football pundit Jamie Redknapp has at long last answered the question that had been on the Nation’s mind since the Keys/Gray Sexismgate scandal broke last month.  The former England international has spoken out in a bid to quell rampant internet speculation as to whether or not he did actually “smash” the mystery woman … Continue reading

Sky Sports Set To Unveil Andy Gray’s Replacement

  Rumours are rife that Sky Sports are about to announce the sucessor to disgraced commentator Andy Gray. Gray, 53, was sacked after a succession of clips appeared on the internet showing him making sexist comments to a female Assistant Referee and a colleague.

Pardew Shows He Is The Right Man For Newcastle

Alan Pardew was confirmed as the new manager of Newcastle United today. At a St James’ Park news conference to unveil Pardew as Newcastle’s new manager, the former Reading, West Ham, Charlton and Southampton boss admitted that he will have to work hard to replace popular Hughton in the minds of supporters and the players. “The … Continue reading

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