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Victims Thank Akin and Galloway For Enlightening Them With The Truth

Congressman Todd Akins and British politician George Galloway’s clarification on the legitimacy  of rape have been welcomed by confused victims this week.  Akins who stated a woman’s ability to conceive her unwanted child proves that she was not, in fact legitimately raped was great comfort to the many thousands of women viciously raped in America … Continue reading →