Mitt Romney Makes Final Push To Woo Women Voters
Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney urges American voters to turn out and vote today with a final push to woo voters.
British Gas Customers Urged To Spontaneously Combust To Keep Warm
British Gas has confirmed that it made a profit of £742 million after its 7% hike in over the Christmas period. About 8 million British Gas customers were hit with a price rise on December 10, lifting an average customer’s dual fuel bill from £1,157 to £1,239. Britain’s pensioners have now been urged to turn to … Continue reading
Nation Agrees New Cameron Photographer Doing A Good Job
Controversy over David Cameron’s employment of a photographer to help with his publicity at a princely sum of £35,000 has however reaped unexpected rewards. A new portrait of Prime Minister Cameron has at least caught him in unexpected good light for a change. “At least I don’t look like a complete Ass” Mr Cameron was reported … Continue reading
Government to Clamp Down on ‘Scrounging’ Tots
David Cameron announced today the latest part of the Coalition’s plan to reduce the deficit; a war on workshy children.
American Home Sales Drop By 12.4%
As American home sales drop by 12.4%. Reports confirm that President Obama is looking to save more on government expenses. Related Articles Horrible Housing News (blogs.abcnews.com) New home sales fall 12% in July, down 32% from last year (hotair.com) US new home sales in sharp fall (bbc.co.uk) New Home Sales Plunge 12.4% to All-Time Low in … Continue reading
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