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Wayne Rooney At The Centre Of E Coli Scare?

Posted by GregB on June 8, 2011 · 1 Comment

Wayne Rooney has denied that the current E.coli outbreak gripping Europe this week has anything to do with his recent hair transplant. The 25 year old Manchester United and England footballer who confirmed that he has had a transplant since the end of the English football season was shocked upon hearing that he is being … Continue reading →

Filed under humour, News Items · Tagged with Angela Merkel, e.coli, England, Germany, Hair transplantation, hamburg, Manchester United, Manchester United F.C., twitter, uelzen, Wayne Rooney

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