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Stray Cat Looking Way Too Long At New Female Owner

Posted by GregB on September 16, 2010 · Leave a Comment

Jim Sweeney woke up this morning after a good nights sleep to find that stray cat his 23-year-old girlfriend took in three days ago was taking too much interest in her. Smoky the tom-cat who was found apparently abandoned near their Michigan apartment was spotted by Mr Sweeney licking his fury balls in a very slow methodical rhythm whilst … Continue reading →

Filed under america, humour, News Items, police · Tagged with Cat, Humor, Michigan, Pet

The Rank News Weekender Magazine In Shops Now

Posted by GregB on August 20, 2010 · Leave a Comment

The Rank News Weekender Magazine out this Saturday at all good retailers. The Rank News the home of satire…… Related Articles A picture a day keeps the tyrants away (newstatesman.com) Tips on Writing a Good Satire Essay (brighthub.com)

Filed under magazine, magazines, the rank news · Tagged with E-Zines, Humor, Magazines and E-zines, Recreation, Satire

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