BNP Back New Series Of Midsomer Murders
The producer of ITV1’s Midsomer Murders has been suspended after saying the drama “wouldn’t work” if there was racial diversity in the show. Brian True-May, who co-created the series, told the Radio Times the long-running drama was a “last bastion of Englishness” and should stay that way. Production company All3Media told the BBC Mr True-May … Continue reading
Jeremy Kyle Welcomes An Increase In Youth Unemployment
Today Jeremy Kyle welcomed the news that the jobless total rose by 49,000 in the three months to November. The former Snake Oil seller was smiling from ear to ear whilst rubbing his wet clammy hands together in anticipation of the human fodder who he will soon be free to watch his Tv … Continue reading
Doctor Poo : Christmas Special Gets The Gillian McKeith Treatment
Obnoxious pretend doctor Gillian McKeith has announced that she has become a professional actress and that she is scheduled to make a shock appearance on our TV screens this Chrismas Day. The turd-obsessed charlatan, 51, who revived her flagging television career by appearing in the hit ITV reality show ‘I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out … Continue reading
Lembit Bitten By A Snake During Sexual Act
Lembit Opik was bitten by a snake while attempting a challenge for I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here. The ex-MP was bitten on the finger while taking part in a trial to avoid being selected to be removed from the show. ITV the producers of the show quickly allayed fears over the snakes safety … Continue reading
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