Church Stunned By Monkey Fresco
An elderly woman has stunned Spanish cultural officials with her unorthorised attempts at restoring a prized Jesus Christ fresco. Ecce Homo (Behold the Man) by Elias Garcia Martinez has held pride of place in the Sanctuary of Mercy Church near Zaragoza for more than 100 years. The woman took her paintbrush to it after years … Continue reading
Our Lady:The Diary Of A Mother To Be
Dear Diary Just over a month to go before I drop the baby and Joseph and I are still arguing over names for the baby. I wanted to go for a more traditional name like Gary or Robbie but Joseph’s mother is putting pressure on him to call him Jesus, after brothers James, Eamon, Steven, … Continue reading
The Rank News Build Your Own Collectables
The Rank News Collectable Magazine out now at all good retailers. Build your own cross that Jesus died upon with the 3 million easy assembly parts. In a few years time you will be able to crucify your love ones and re-enact the crucifixion of Christ at Easter time. Bringing collectable hobbies to an all … Continue reading
Parishioner Shocked Jesus Appears In Church
Jesus shocks church goers by appearing during a church meeting and not on a slice of cheese or a coffee cup stain. Congregation at the church which witnessed the apparition were still recovering last night from it all. “It has shocked me I don’t mind telling you!” Mrs Mary Robinson confirmed. “One minute I was … Continue reading
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