Lib Dem Tough Guys Teach Tories A Lesson….In Blood!
Hard-as-nails Liberal Democrat MPs last night finally fronted-up to their bullying Conservative masters in the Coalition by heroically abstaining from the Labour motion to scrap the Bedroom Tax that their own party conference officially rejected. Bandana-clad rebel Simon Hughes urged the government to see if there should be further exemptions from the tax, … Continue reading
Nick Clegg: We Need To Be More Muscular Within The Coalition Government
Vince Cable takes up Nick Clegg’s call for a more muscular role in the coalition for his Liberal Democrat party. Simon Hughes MP the Deputy Leader of the Liberal Democrats welcomed the news and confirmed that he will be pumping Mr Cable for tips on how to beef up his own image in the public … Continue reading
Icelandic Phallus Museum Receives Surprise Package
An unusual museum in Iceland that only contains animal penises, has today announced the arrival of their first ever human exhibit. The Iceland Phallological Museum is located in the fishing town of Húsavik and, until today, contained two-hundred-and-nine animal “penises and penile parts”, including every single species of land mammal in Iceland; except one. Now, … Continue reading
News In Photos: Nick Clegg’s Social Mobility Plans Come Unstuck
Related Articles Nick Clegg’s social mobility plans should not be lost amid mockery | Julian Glover (guardian.co.uk) Nick Clegg launches internship blitz as it’s revealed father got him two jobs (dailymail.co.uk) Steve Richards: The Lib Dems irrelevant? Far from it (independent.co.uk) What do Lib Dems want? (bbc.co.uk) Lib Dems stand strong against damaging NHS … Continue reading
Special Investigation : What Does Nick Clegg Actually Do? Secret Diaries Reveal All
With the Prime Minister David Cameron being out of the country this week as he tours the Middle East flogging shooters, the spotlight has fallen on the Deputy PM, who is supposedly ‘minding the shop’ in the meantime. Yet today it transpired that Mr. Clegg has decided to take the rest of the week off, … Continue reading
Kennedy’s Defection Is Absolute Rubbish
Former Liberal Democrat leader Charles Kennedy has flatly denied rumours that he is defecting from Glenfidditch Whisky to Glenmorangie Whisky. Close friends have been aware that Mr Kennedy was concerned over the direction his favourite tipple has gone. The long serving MP is angry over the possible coalition between the Glenfidditch and Grants Whisky labels. Absolute rubbish … Continue reading
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