The Rank News Weekly Horoscopes 01 June 2011

Aries Your inability to be on time for work and the little matter of  your final written warning meeting with management and personnel pays off today when you turn up at your office only to see it in flames. Try to suppress your smile whilst your colleagues scream. Leo Your plans to take over the … Continue reading

Weekly Horoscopes 7-11 February 2011

Rank News Weekly Horoscopes 27-31 December 2010

  Aries: It is time to leave the past behind you and look forward to a bright new future unfortunately you have just been informed that you only have hours to live. Leo: It’s that time of the year to try and sell those unwanted Christmas presents you received this year. However, you may not … Continue reading

Weekly Horoscopes 1-5 November 2010

Aries: A love interest appears to be dragging their heels with you perhaps you should have just plied them with drink and left the rohypnol at home. Leo: Life is like a box of chocolates and you just happen to be the coffee cream. At least now you know why you have been chewed up … Continue reading

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