Gaddafi Reveals New Libyan Breakfast Cereal
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Eric Pickles Confused Over Libyan Fly Zone
Eric Pickles MP, Secretary of State for Communities and Local Government voiced his concerns over the news of a continuing No Pie Zone by NATO forces in Libya this week. Upon Hearing that he had made a mistake he quickly ordered 25 steak and Kidney Pies and a half-dozen Scotch Pies to celebrate. (Original Idea … Continue reading
Libyan Leader Entertains Loyal Troops
Colonel Gaddafi rewarded his loyal troops last weekend with his legendary Tommy Cooper routine it has been reported. It has been confirmed that anyone who still wanted to live declared how they loved the show, well at least until the guns aimed at them were eventually lowered. The ageing leaders version of Tommy Coopers famous … Continue reading
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