News In Brief: Manchester United Blunder

Manchester United in team photo blunder

Wayne Rooney At The Centre Of E Coli Scare?

Wayne Rooney has denied that the current E.coli outbreak gripping Europe this week has anything to do with his recent hair transplant. The 25 year old Manchester United and England footballer  who confirmed that he has had a transplant since the end of the English football season was shocked upon hearing that he is being … Continue reading

Manchester United Fans Reveal Their New Banner After The Champions League Final

Manchester United fans reveal new 19 banner after their defeat against Barcelona in last Saturdays Champions League final.

Breaking News: Premiership Manager Takes Out Super Injunction

Breaking News: A Premiership manager has apparently taken out a super injunction today against a leading newspaper to stop them running with a story of his alleged affair with Referee Howard Webb. Also this week Premier League winners Manchester United have announced that they will be issuing free Super Injunctions to all their players at … Continue reading

News In Brief:Wayne Cannot Get Enough Of Coleen’s Fashion Range

New High Street fashion range launched set to wow the nation. Coleen Rooney has launched her first ever fashion range that she helped design herself – and it’s more affordable than her usual boutique favourites.. She said of the range: ‘I am often asked about the clothes I wear and my sense of style and … Continue reading

Sir Alex Confirms Transfer Rumours About Manchester United Not True

  Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson quickly denied rumours that he is to sell a key player as today’s transfer deadline hots up.

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