London Counts Down To Olympic Finals
England braces itself as it waits in anticipation of the instant calm in riot torn cities across the land as David Cameron places his backside in the chair at today’s COBRA meeting. The capital has been hit with sporadic outbreaks of rioting, looting and general civil disobedience since Saturday. This has been whilst Mr Cameron … Continue reading
Suspected Road Sweepers Accussed Of Sweeping
After last weekend’s dramatic raids by Anti-Terrorist Units on suspected road cleaners, the Metropolitan Police have called for diligence by the general public. In a series of raids on a council depot in the capital as well as homes of the suspects, police took away various items in clear plastic bags. These items we are … Continue reading
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