NATO Called On As Supermarket Price Wars Heat Up

NATO ponders over calls for a no fly zone as supermarket wars escalate with thousands of casualties left to fend for themselves as small businesses fold on a daily basis. The supermarket price war between Tesco and Asda has resulted in world wide condemnation after volleys of Asda’s cheap ‘Rollback’ items were fired towards Tesco’s ‘Price … Continue reading

Eric Pickles Confused Over Libyan Fly Zone

Eric Pickles MP, Secretary of State for Communities and Local Government voiced his concerns over the news of a continuing No Pie Zone by NATO forces in Libya this week. Upon Hearing that he had made a mistake he quickly ordered 25 steak and Kidney Pies and a half-dozen Scotch Pies to celebrate. (Original Idea … Continue reading

World Could Have Been Free Of Blunt In 1999

The Russian Army came under fire by angry music lovers across the world today when it was announced they could have executed the posh prick James Blunt years ago. It was confirmed that the gormless singer, James Blunt looked down the barrels of Russian guns during the Balkans war in 1999. Blunt, a former cavalry … Continue reading

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