Lib Dem Tough Guys Teach Tories A Lesson….In Blood!
Hard-as-nails Liberal Democrat MPs last night finally fronted-up to their bullying Conservative masters in the Coalition by heroically abstaining from the Labour motion to scrap the Bedroom Tax that their own party conference officially rejected. Bandana-clad rebel Simon Hughes urged the government to see if there should be further exemptions from the tax, … Continue reading
At Home With David and Nick
A look at the Bromance between David Cameron and Nick Clegg behind the closed doors at 10 Downing Street Related articles Nick Clegg’s warning to David Cameron: Britain must stay in Europe (guardian.co.uk) David Cameron and Nick Clegg reassure Doreen Lawrence over coalition’s commitment to equality (independent.co.uk) Nick Clegg vows to ‘anchor’ government in 2013 … Continue reading
Nick Clegg: We Need To Be More Muscular Within The Coalition Government
Vince Cable takes up Nick Clegg’s call for a more muscular role in the coalition for his Liberal Democrat party. Simon Hughes MP the Deputy Leader of the Liberal Democrats welcomed the news and confirmed that he will be pumping Mr Cable for tips on how to beef up his own image in the public … Continue reading
Icelandic Phallus Museum Receives Surprise Package
An unusual museum in Iceland that only contains animal penises, has today announced the arrival of their first ever human exhibit. The Iceland Phallological Museum is located in the fishing town of Húsavik and, until today, contained two-hundred-and-nine animal “penises and penile parts”, including every single species of land mammal in Iceland; except one. Now, … Continue reading
News In Photos: Nick Clegg’s Social Mobility Plans Come Unstuck
Related Articles Nick Clegg’s social mobility plans should not be lost amid mockery | Julian Glover (guardian.co.uk) Nick Clegg launches internship blitz as it’s revealed father got him two jobs (dailymail.co.uk) Steve Richards: The Lib Dems irrelevant? Far from it (independent.co.uk) What do Lib Dems want? (bbc.co.uk) Lib Dems stand strong against damaging NHS … Continue reading
Special Investigation : What Does Nick Clegg Actually Do? Secret Diaries Reveal All
With the Prime Minister David Cameron being out of the country this week as he tours the Middle East flogging shooters, the spotlight has fallen on the Deputy PM, who is supposedly ‘minding the shop’ in the meantime. Yet today it transpired that Mr. Clegg has decided to take the rest of the week off, … Continue reading
Rat Catching At 10 Downing A Headache For Larry The Cat
Larry the cat has been unveiled as the official rat catcher at number 10.
Royal Mail Release Their New Stamp Collection To Get Britain Smiling Again
The Coalition government in collaboration with Royal Mail today released early samples of their 2011 stamp collection. The series of stamps highlight the fledgling governments apparent success at making Britain a bright and happier place. Further collections are in the pipeline according to those in the know at Whitehall. However, details have yet to be … Continue reading
They Shouldn’t Have Voted For Us If They Wanted Us To Keep Promises
Nick Clegg has admitted he “should have been more careful” about signing anything that could get him in power particularly the pre-election pledge to oppose any increase in tuition fees. He told ITV1’s Daybreak “at the time I thought I could do it, fool the nation that is”. The Lib Dem leader and deputy PM … Continue reading
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