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British Gas Customers Urged To Spontaneously Combust To Keep Warm

Posted by GregB on February 25, 2011 · Leave a Comment

British Gas has confirmed that it made a profit of £742 million after its 7% hike in over the Christmas period. About 8 million British Gas customers were hit with a price rise on December 10, lifting an average customer’s dual fuel bill from £1,157 to £1,239. Britain’s pensioners have now been urged to turn to … Continue reading →

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