Rank News Infomercial: The Shoe Poop-Scoop 2000

Posted by GregB on April 3, 2011 · Leave a Comment 

  Shoe Poop-Scoop 200: At Last, A device that will save time and energy when you walk in to your house and find Tiddles has Had its very own dirty protest on your kitchen floor. With the ANL Shoe Poop-Scoop 2000 you can now easily scoop up any mess as you go about your own … Continue reading →

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Stray Cat Looking Way Too Long At New Female Owner

Posted by GregB on September 16, 2010 · Leave a Comment 

Jim Sweeney woke up this morning after a good nights sleep to find that stray cat his 23-year-old girlfriend took in three days ago was taking too much interest in her. Smoky the tom-cat who was found apparently abandoned near their Michigan apartment was spotted by Mr Sweeney licking his fury balls in a very slow methodical rhythm whilst … Continue reading →

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