Breaking News: Premiership Manager Takes Out Super Injunction
Breaking News: A Premiership manager has apparently taken out a super injunction today against a leading newspaper to stop them running with a story of his alleged affair with Referee Howard Webb. Also this week Premier League winners Manchester United have announced that they will be issuing free Super Injunctions to all their players at … Continue reading
Sir Alex Confirms Transfer Rumours About Manchester United Not True
Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson quickly denied rumours that he is to sell a key player as today’s transfer deadline hots up.
News In Brief: West Ham United Game Goes Online
West Ham United are to have their own Mafia Wars game named after them to celebrate their ongoing battle with finding a new manager whilst still employing Avram Grant. “Its been murder around here lately and it looks like the blood letting is going to continue for a while yet. It’s that bad I cannot … Continue reading
Avram Grant To Stay At West Ham Despite Sizeable Offer From Another Club
West Ham are “committed to retaining Avram Grant as manager” after reports had linked Martin O’Neill with his job. It is understood from a sources within the game that O’Neill, who left Aston Villa in August, had decided over the weekend against taking up any offer to succeed the 55-year-old. West Ham who are currently … Continue reading
Beckham Dismisses Fears Over Loan At Spurs
David Beckham is looking forward to playing away from home again his agent confirmed as the International star trained with Tottenham Hotspur this morning. Related Articles David Beckham starts training with Tottenham Hotspur (guardian.co.uk) David Beckham Completes Tottenham Hotspur Medical, Will Train With First Team On Tuesday (sbnation.com) David Beckham undergoes medical at Tottenham, leaves … Continue reading
Pardew Shows He Is The Right Man For Newcastle
Alan Pardew was confirmed as the new manager of Newcastle United today. At a St James’ Park news conference to unveil Pardew as Newcastle’s new manager, the former Reading, West Ham, Charlton and Southampton boss admitted that he will have to work hard to replace popular Hughton in the minds of supporters and the players. “The … Continue reading
Joey Barton Models The New Newcastle United Home Kit
Joey Barton has admitted he still faces a daily battle to control the demons that rage inside him after being banned for three matches for punching Blackburn’s Morten Gamst Pedersen. The Newcastle United midfielder accepted a charge of violent conduct by the Football Association for the incident that occurred on Wednesday night at St James’ … Continue reading
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