Cameron’s U-Turn Causes Kenneth Clarke Some Pain

After Justice Secretary Kenneth Clarke sparked a furore with comments suggesting he drew a distinction between “serious, proper rapes” and others Mr Clarke was back in the news again yesterday. David Cameron was accused of presiding over a ‘total mess’ on sentencing policy after he humiliated Kenneth Clarke by tearing up plans to halve  jail … Continue reading

Special Investigation : What Does Nick Clegg Actually Do? Secret Diaries Reveal All

With the Prime Minister David Cameron being out of the country this week as he tours the Middle East flogging shooters, the spotlight has fallen on the Deputy PM, who is supposedly ‘minding the shop’ in the meantime. Yet today it transpired that Mr. Clegg has decided to take the rest of the week off, … Continue reading

Cameron No Longer Keeping The Middle East At Arms Length

“This is a precious moment of opportunity for the region and the UK’s arms dealers,” Mr Cameron said. “We stand with the people and governments who are on the side of justice, the rule of law and freedom provided that they can afford our products.” David Cameron confirmed. Related Articles Cameron in defence row on … Continue reading

Government Forced To Make U-Turn On School Sports

Michael Gove was forced to stand outside the Prime Ministers room today after he was forced to make a U-turn over the governments school sports policy. Tory Michael Gove, the Education Secretary, suffered great embarrassment in back-tracking over his pledge to bin Labour’s flagship school sports programme. The 43-year-old revealed he would now restore almost … Continue reading

Nation Agrees New Cameron Photographer Doing A Good Job

Controversy over David Cameron’s employment of a photographer to help with his publicity at a princely sum of £35,000 has however reaped unexpected rewards. A new portrait of Prime Minister Cameron has at least caught him in unexpected good light for a change. “At least I don’t look like a complete Ass” Mr Cameron was reported … Continue reading

Suspected Road Sweepers Accussed Of Sweeping

After last weekend’s dramatic raids by Anti-Terrorist Units on suspected road cleaners, the Metropolitan Police have called for diligence by the general public. In a series of raids on a council depot in the capital as well as homes of the suspects, police took away various items in clear plastic bags. These items we are … Continue reading

That Lib/Dem Manifesto Does Have A Use After All

Lib/Dem leader Nick Clegg spoke out after months of rumours that his parties manifesto was useless. After weeks of working together with the Conservative within the coalition government the Lib/Dem party have found a use for their long forgotten manifesto. Manifesto The current Deputy Prime Minister denied that this parties manifesto wasn’t nothing more than … Continue reading

Naomi Campbell Offers To Take Blairs Blood Money If Legion Declines

Model Naomi Campbell has confirmed she will take the alleged “Blood Money” former Prime Minister Tony Blair has offered to charity. Tony Blair is to give the profits from his memoirs to a sports centre for injured soldiers. A spokesman said Mr Blair would hand over the reported £4m advance payment plus all royalties to … Continue reading

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