The Rank News Magazine – 1 September 2012
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Republican Convention News: Warning May Contain Nuts
The Republican National Convention, or the lamest show on earth, has entered its second day in Tampa, Florida and so far, what have we learnt?* Firstly, in shock news, we can reveal that politically-bankrupt harbinger of World War 3, Sarah Palin, has been sensationally banned from appearing by Republican Party bigwigs. Former part-time Governor … Continue reading
Republican National Convention To Be Delayed Due To Looming Storm Clouds
The Republicans have decided to delay by a day discussions at their national convention in Florida because of the threat of Tropical Storm Akins.
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In this weeks Rank News Magazine we have an exclusive Todd Akin bracelet offer for all you diehard Republicans out there. Also inside Republican Politicians wives seek answers after further cases of political suicide are about to be unearthed. Related articles “Pandering To The Stupid”: Why The GOP Breeds Politicians Like Todd … Continue reading
The Rank News Weekend Magazine Nov2010
The Rank News Weekend Magazine Tea Party special edition. We look behind the scene at America’s Republican movement, the Tea Party and ask if Sarah Palin is Mad enough to want to be president. Filled to the brim with news, views and reviews. Do you worry if your partner thinks you are the biggest douche-bag in the … Continue reading
Sarah Palin: We’ve Got To Stand Up For Our North Korean Allies!”
A slip of the tongue by Sarah Palin mixing up North and South Korea is a reminder of the credibility hurdles she faces. She made her usual political slip whilst being interviewed on radio. “we’ve got to stand with our North Korean allies – we’re bound to by treaty….” Related Articles Sarah Palin: We’ve … Continue reading
Archive News Special: American Public Go Ape After TV Debate
We open yet again our archives and reprint this report following the Republican Party’s live television debate from May 2007. The Republican Presidential Debate, raised more than a few hairy eyebrows a Local Kansas newspaper, Kansas City Plough reported. It would appear that Senator Brownback (Kansas), Governor Huckabee (Arkansas) and a member of the House … Continue reading
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