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1 in 5 Americans now think Obama is a lesbian space werewolf

  A shocking survey today reveals that a staggering 1 in 5 Americans now believe that not only is President Obama not an American but that he is actually not even a heterosexual human Earthling.   The survey, undertaken by leading internet pollsters Poll-ari, was commissioned to investigate to what extent the American public believed … Continue reading →