Republican Convention News: Warning May Contain Nuts
The Republican National Convention, or the lamest show on earth, has entered its second day in Tampa, Florida and so far, what have we learnt?* Firstly, in shock news, we can reveal that politically-bankrupt harbinger of World War 3, Sarah Palin, has been sensationally banned from appearing by Republican Party bigwigs. Former part-time Governor … Continue reading
American Missile Launch Kills Santa On Trial Run
Unofficial reports are coming in that NORAD (North American Aerospace Defence Command) has shot down Santa during one of his many trial runs using one of its defence missiles, possibly a heat seeking missile. Situated in a tunnel driven 3km (1.9 miles) inside Cheyenne Mountain, this facility was designed to track incoming Soviet missiles … Continue reading
The Rank News Weekend Magazine Nov2010
The Rank News Weekend Magazine Tea Party special edition. We look behind the scene at America’s Republican movement, the Tea Party and ask if Sarah Palin is Mad enough to want to be president. Filled to the brim with news, views and reviews. Do you worry if your partner thinks you are the biggest douche-bag in the … Continue reading
Sarah Palin: We’ve Got To Stand Up For Our North Korean Allies!”
A slip of the tongue by Sarah Palin mixing up North and South Korea is a reminder of the credibility hurdles she faces. She made her usual political slip whilst being interviewed on radio. “we’ve got to stand with our North Korean allies – we’re bound to by treaty….” Related Articles Sarah Palin: We’ve … Continue reading
Manned One-Way Mission To Mars To Help America’s Future
NASA is planning an audacious mission to send the first manned spacecraft on a one-way mission to permanently settle on other planets. The ambitious idea is known as the Hundred Year Starship and will send astronauts to colonise planets like Mars knowing they could never come home. NASA Ames Director Ken Stott revealed that one … Continue reading
Scientists Move Doomsday Clock Forward To 23:59.59 as Palin Presidential Bid Gathers Pace
The scientists in charge of setting the Doomsday Clock today announced that they were moving it forward to it’s latest-ever setting of 1 second before midnight in response to rampant speculation that Tea Party darling Sarah Palin will run for the Presidency of the United States of America in 2012. The Doomsday Clock is a … Continue reading
Fox News Purity Rings On Sale Now
Fox News is starting a Purity campaign in a push to keep President Obama at the forefront of any blame for America’s woes. Support for the campaign across America is growing every day. Everyone knows Obama is Satan disguised as a Muslim disguised as our President,” said former Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin. ” I … Continue reading
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