Rank News Weekly Horoscopes 27-31 December 2010

  Aries: It is time to leave the past behind you and look forward to a bright new future unfortunately you have just been informed that you only have hours to live. Leo: It’s that time of the year to try and sell those unwanted Christmas presents you received this year. However, you may not … Continue reading

Weekly Horoscopes 1-5 November 2010

Aries: A love interest appears to be dragging their heels with you perhaps you should have just plied them with drink and left the rohypnol at home. Leo: Life is like a box of chocolates and you just happen to be the coffee cream. At least now you know why you have been chewed up … Continue reading

Weekly Horoscopes 25-29th Oct 2010

Aries Your invite to Darth Vader’s quarters will bring you a whole lot closer to a dark-force you never even new existed. This is sure to bring water to your eyes. Leo Opportunities in love are all around you today so it looks like your application to the local swingers club was a success. Sagittarius … Continue reading

Weekly Horoscopes

Aries Funny remarks may be taken out of context today, keep your cool. Don’t take things personally names like Skank and Dirty Little Ho are terms of endearment in some countries around the world. Keep smiling. Leo A figure in red promises to fill you in midweek on what you actually got up to at … Continue reading

Weekly Horoscopes

Aries: A face you didn’t think liked you now wants to spend time in your company. Unfortunately it is Freddy Krueger and your nightmare has only just started. Leo:  Love connections cause confusion, as events on this day will soon reveal to you. Be warned your friends dog humping your leg every time you visit … Continue reading

Weekly Horoscopes

Aries Today will see you in two minds as to what you should do with your life. However, I am not quite sure crack or cocaine is the wisest of choices. Leo Your artistic streak comes to the fore today when you have the opportunity to spray-paint what you really think of your next door … Continue reading

Weekly Horoscopes

Aries You find you and one other are the last surviving humans on the planet this week.No it isn’t Brad Pitt but that weirdo on the 9th Floor. Once you get beyond the teeth and bad breath and his squint then love will surely win the day. Leo You get the opportunity to fly the … Continue reading

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