Coalition To Tackle Deficit By Going On TV Gameshows

Following the surprising news that Business Secretary Vince Cable is to appear on the Christmas special edition of the hit BBC reality show Strictly Come Dancing, we can exclusively reveal that he is not the only government minister to try his luck at TV. We have received a copy of a Top Secret memo sent by … Continue reading

Lemmy’s Facial Warts Google Steet Mapped In Error.

Rocker, Lemmy from Motorhead was shocked to find his face had been Google mapped whilst he was asleep in front of his TV. The ageing rocker had fallen asleep whilst watching ‘Strictly Come Dancing’ and was woken up by the noise of the Google street car careering into his over sized facial warts. “I nearly spilled my hot chocolate … Continue reading

Hart Gets Harsh Warning From Peter Shilton

Former England International goalkeeper Peter Shilton gave Joe Hart a harsh warning today about his future. Shilton who can now be seen prancing across a studio floor on BBC televisions Strictly Come Dancing warned of the harsh reality of wearing a cat suit on national television. “If he thinks cocking up in goal at an … Continue reading

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