Ricky Gervais Disgusted At Boyle’s Paralympic Tweets
Cash-for-controversy comedian Frankie Boyle was today rapped by fellow funnyman Ricky Gervais for his reportedly offensive comments about the Paralympic Games.
Coalition To Tackle Deficit By Going On TV Gameshows
Following the surprising news that Business Secretary Vince Cable is to appear on the Christmas special edition of the hit BBC reality show Strictly Come Dancing, we can exclusively reveal that he is not the only government minister to try his luck at TV. We have received a copy of a Top Secret memo sent by … Continue reading
Lemmy’s Facial Warts Google Steet Mapped In Error.
Rocker, Lemmy from Motorhead was shocked to find his face had been Google mapped whilst he was asleep in front of his TV. The ageing rocker had fallen asleep whilst watching ‘Strictly Come Dancing’ and was woken up by the noise of the Google street car careering into his over sized facial warts. “I nearly spilled my hot chocolate … Continue reading
News In Brief: New Channel Five Logo Revealed
The new Channel Five logo was revealed today by its new owner Richard Desmond. Related Articles Richard Desmond at a Channel Five party (again) | Media Monkey (guardian.co.uk) Channel 5 feels the heat from the Television X factor | Media Monkey (guardian.co.uk) Can Richard Desmond succeed at Five as he has done with OK! (guardian.co.uk)
Former American TV Actor Arrested For Fraud
Actor Larry Wilcox who appeared in the American TV Show CHiPs arrested suspected of fraud. Related Articles “Larry Wilcox of ChiPs fame charged with securities fraud” and related posts (starcasm.net) Larry Wilcox: CHiPs Star (rightcelebrity.com) Former “CHiPS” Actor Larry Wilcox Facing Securities Fraud Charges (popcrunch.com)
Hart Gets Harsh Warning From Peter Shilton
Former England International goalkeeper Peter Shilton gave Joe Hart a harsh warning today about his future. Shilton who can now be seen prancing across a studio floor on BBC televisions Strictly Come Dancing warned of the harsh reality of wearing a cat suit on national television. “If he thinks cocking up in goal at an … Continue reading
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New Channel 5 Owner Richard Desmond Confirms World’s First Animal Porn Programme Is To Air This Autumn.
Hilton Seeks New TV Best Friend :Search Is Over
Socialite Paris Hilton’s search for a new “best friend forever” for a forthcoming US reality TV show has ended. Twenty men and women had competed to be the 27-year-old’s new “BFF” (best friend forever) on the show, which will appear on MTV. Paris said in a press release, ” People say I am fickle and … Continue reading
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