Republican National Convention To Be Delayed Due To Looming Storm Clouds
The Republicans have decided to delay by a day discussions at their national convention in Florida because of the threat of Tropical Storm Akins.
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In this weeks Rank News Magazine we have an exclusive Todd Akin bracelet offer for all you diehard Republicans out there. Also inside Republican Politicians wives seek answers after further cases of political suicide are about to be unearthed. Related articles “Pandering To The Stupid”: Why The GOP Breeds Politicians Like Todd … Continue reading
Victims Thank Akin and Galloway For Enlightening Them With The Truth
Congressman Todd Akins and British politician George Galloway’s clarification on the legitimacy of rape have been welcomed by confused victims this week. Akins who stated a woman’s ability to conceive her unwanted child proves that she was not, in fact legitimately raped was great comfort to the many thousands of women viciously raped in America … Continue reading
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