Cherie To Sell More On Ebay
Cherie Blair is selling her husband Tony on Ebay after finding him cluttering the space under her stairs. Unfortunately with only hours to go she has had no bidders so far. Ebay are looking in to the matter after complaints have been made about alleged goods tainted with blood money. Some have asked that they be … Continue reading
Tony Blair Exclusive: I’m Sorry. Sorry I Didn’t Kill More!
Former Prime Minister Tony Blair marked the release of his greatly-anticipated memoirs yesterday by issuing an apology to the British people. It was thought that Mr. Blair would finally apologise for the tragic and senseless deaths of thousands of British soldiers and tens of thousands of Iraqi civilians as a result of his widely-discredited … Continue reading
Naomi Campbell Offers To Take Blairs Blood Money If Legion Declines
Model Naomi Campbell has confirmed she will take the alleged “Blood Money” former Prime Minister Tony Blair has offered to charity. Tony Blair is to give the profits from his memoirs to a sports centre for injured soldiers. A spokesman said Mr Blair would hand over the reported £4m advance payment plus all royalties to … Continue reading
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