The Rank News Magazine 9 April 2011

The Rank News Magazine for 9 April 2011. Full of news, views and celebrity gossip to delight you with on this lovely spring day. Guess what your man will not be picking up this weekend whilst it is sunny outside and a full weekend of sport is on the TV Related Articles The Rank News … Continue reading

Westboro Baptist Church Urged To ‘Tone It Down A Little’ By The KKK

The controversial church featured in the Louis Theroux documentaries ‘America’s Most Hated Family’ and ‘America’s Most Hated Family In Crisis’ has today been condemned for their extremist views by the Ku Klux Klan. The Westboro Baptist Church have become notorious for their offensive protests at the funerals of US soldiers killed in battle, whereby they … Continue reading

Doctor Poo : Christmas Special Gets The Gillian McKeith Treatment

  Obnoxious pretend doctor Gillian McKeith has announced that she has become a professional actress and that she is scheduled to make a shock appearance on our TV screens this Chrismas Day. The turd-obsessed charlatan, 51, who revived her flagging television career by appearing in the hit ITV reality  show  ‘I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out … Continue reading

Coalition To Tackle Deficit By Going On TV Gameshows

Following the surprising news that Business Secretary Vince Cable is to appear on the Christmas special edition of the hit BBC reality show Strictly Come Dancing, we can exclusively reveal that he is not the only government minister to try his luck at TV. We have received a copy of a Top Secret memo sent by … Continue reading

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