Mitt Romney Makes Final Push To Woo Women Voters
Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney urges American voters to turn out and vote today with a final push to woo voters.
Republican Convention News: Warning May Contain Nuts
The Republican National Convention, or the lamest show on earth, has entered its second day in Tampa, Florida and so far, what have we learnt?* Firstly, in shock news, we can reveal that politically-bankrupt harbinger of World War 3, Sarah Palin, has been sensationally banned from appearing by Republican Party bigwigs. Former part-time Governor … Continue reading
Millions To Move To Iran Over World of Warcraft Sanctions
Millions of parents across the world call for tougher sanctions to block World of Warcraft (WOW) in their homes otherwise they will move to Iran. Blizzard confirmed they have removed access to Iranian players as they were following strict US trade sanctions between the US and Iran.
The Rank News Magazine Out Now
In this weeks Rank News Magazine we have an exclusive Todd Akin bracelet offer for all you diehard Republicans out there. Also inside Republican Politicians wives seek answers after further cases of political suicide are about to be unearthed. Related articles “Pandering To The Stupid”: Why The GOP Breeds Politicians Like Todd … Continue reading
Victims Thank Akin and Galloway For Enlightening Them With The Truth
Congressman Todd Akins and British politician George Galloway’s clarification on the legitimacy of rape have been welcomed by confused victims this week. Akins who stated a woman’s ability to conceive her unwanted child proves that she was not, in fact legitimately raped was great comfort to the many thousands of women viciously raped in America … Continue reading
Did CIA Rendition Of Suspect Terrorists Mountain Lion Leave Victim In Wrong State?
Speculation is growing this week that the body of a dead mountain lion found 2896 km’s from its natural habitat may have been a Taliban insurgent. A possible eyewitness to the finding was 49 year-old Bo Hopkins an unemployed conspiracy theorist. “It sure looked like one of those Taliban terrorists to me. It had long … Continue reading
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