David Cameron Gives His View On The News From Pakistan This Morning

American Missile Launch Kills Santa On Trial Run

  Unofficial reports are coming in that NORAD (North American Aerospace Defence Command) has shot down Santa during one of his many trial runs using one of its defence missiles, possibly a heat seeking missile. Situated in a tunnel driven 3km (1.9 miles) inside Cheyenne Mountain, this facility was designed to track incoming Soviet missiles … Continue reading

America Seeks Protection From Future WikiLeaks

  After yesterday’s revelations over further WikiLeaks going on line politicians across the world have called for some form of protection against future possible cock ups. It was left to Hillary Clinton to face the press over the leaks. When asked if she was embarrassed by leaks she replied, “What me? Mrs Bill Clinton?”   Related … Continue reading

The Rank News Weekend Magazine Nov2010

The Rank News Weekend Magazine Tea Party special edition. We look behind the scene at America’s Republican movement, the Tea Party and ask if Sarah Palin is Mad enough to want to be president. Filled to the brim with news, views and reviews. Do you worry if your partner thinks you are the biggest douche-bag in the … Continue reading

Sarah Palin: We’ve Got To Stand Up For Our North Korean Allies!”

  A slip of the tongue by Sarah Palin mixing up North and South Korea is a reminder of the credibility hurdles she faces. She made her usual political slip whilst being interviewed on radio. “we’ve got to stand with our North Korean allies – we’re bound to by treaty….” Related Articles Sarah Palin: We’ve … Continue reading

The World Looks For Proof Waterboarding Isn’t Such A Bad Thing

Revelations in Former President George Bush’s Biography ‘Decision Points’ state that at least three people were subjected to the controversial method of interrogation ‘waterboarding’ . Mr Bush confirmed it was either that or have Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld get their weeners out and urinate over the suspects.   Related Articles Waterboarding and other ‘Decision Points’ in Bush’s war … Continue reading

The Rank News Magazine 29th October

The Rank News Magazine full to the brim with made up stories and untruthful celebrity gossip Dangerous packages found on route to America flights first pictures released alarms the world. Are Muslim Cacti taking over your greenhouse? Related Articles Obama says packages posed ‘credible threat’ (independent.co.uk) Obama Says Packages to U.S. From Yemen Had Explosives … Continue reading

The Number Of Pixelated Faced Babies On The Increase

After an influx of celebrity babies being born with pixelated faces, top doctors both in America and Britain have joined forces to call for a clampdown on such illicit surgery. “Children should be allowed to be seen without fear or prejudice” said top judge Ira Springsteen, “ but I have to admit if I ever … Continue reading

News In Brief:Bed Bugs Eating In Tonight

Ainsworth, Nebraska: That group of bed bugs Peter Abramovich has tried to ignore all week are sure looking forward to spending some more quality time with him when he turns in for the night. From his deluxe King Sized bed they watch in anticipation as the reluctant Mr Abramovich slowly slipped between the luxury fitted sheets for … Continue reading

Americans To Give Up Cancer Treatment After Presidential Quote

Americans have welcomed a quote by President Obama in the book ‘Obama’s War’ by Bob Woodward Washington Post Staff Writer, in which he confirmed where the cancer is. ‘We need to make it clear… the cancer is in Pakistan’ Maurine Swartz, a 43 year-old mother of three from Fort Wayne, Indiana welcomed the news after recent … Continue reading

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