Tim Lovejoy: Didn’t I tell you I was half-Dutch?

Can’t believe you lot fell for that last one. Ah-ha-ah-ha-ah-ha-ah-ha-ah-ha-ah-ha-ah-ha. If only Spanners would return my calls nowadays, he’d definitely think it was hilarious.

Richard Littleknob…The columnist who NEVER Pulls His Punches! (Except for dead prostitutes; he’d rather just spit on their graves)

I read today that another so-called expert is trying to ruin our lives with his sinister meddling.  Apparently, this bonkers bureaucrat called Peter North wants to stop us hardworking salt-of-the earth Englishmen enjoying a few pints, whisky chasers obviously and a couple of brandies (well Geoff’s boy’s home on leave, be rude not to eh?) … Continue reading

World Cup gamblers ‘smoking vulture brains’ to help them predict.

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