Thousands Of Pigs Slaughtered After Contracting ‘Man Flu’


The British Government has admitted that thousands of pigs have been culled after contracting Man Flu. An Expert who works for the UK agriculture commission said the symptoms are easy to spot. They usually start with a very light cold which usually includes a slight sore throat and a runny nose. The male pig will then lay in a bed for a week and tell the female how he thinks he ‘may be dying ‘ and that this is ‘the worst he has ever felt’. The female is then expected to wait on hand and foot during the whole process.

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