German Tourist Shot dead By S.A.S on Brighton Beach

Tourists on Brighton beach looked on in horror as S.A.S marksmen shot dead a German man who was seen wearing Speedo’s. Erik Shunn 44 was shot at point blank range and died instantly. A spokesman for the S.A.S unit said “I know this may seem harsh but Speedo’s have been outlawed in Britain since the early 1980’s. This beach is popular with families and young people so this man had to be taken down”.

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