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Mysterious Stain on Jackson’s Glove Possibly Due To Ageing, Auction House Confirms

Posted by GregB on November 22, 2009 · Leave a Comment

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Poster Of Lost Michael Jackson Movie Found

Posted by GregB on July 21, 2009 · Leave a Comment

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Second Sighting Of Jacko’s Ghost At Neverland

Posted by GregB on July 7, 2009 · Leave a Comment

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Mysterious Stains On Children’s Clothing After Pop Stars Death

Posted by GregB on July 1, 2009 · Leave a Comment

The Michael Jackson commemorative ice-pop was removed from stores in America today an international news agency confirmed. The ice-pop concerned which features the late stars face was removed from hundreds of stores due to complaints from parents. Initial reports claimed that parents in the United States had complained over the irregular stains the ice-pop left … Continue reading →

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Debt Problems?

Posted by GregB on June 30, 2009 · 1 Comment

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Michael Jackson Turns To Religion To Seek Spiritual Guidance Over Tour Concerns

Posted by GregB on June 12, 2009 · 1 Comment

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Michael Jackson Prepares for Concerts at O2 In July

Posted by GregB on March 8, 2009 · Leave a Comment

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Michael Jackson Announces Last Ever Tour – Maybe?

Posted by GregB on March 5, 2009 · Leave a Comment

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Michael Jackson’s Pants For Sale On EBay For $1m

Posted by GregB on September 12, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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China Denies Michael Jackson Visited Tibet

Posted by GregB on June 21, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Michael Jacksons alleged come back tour in Tibet during the Olympic Flame ceremony has been denied vigorously by Chinese officials. Not much of a Thriller there then!

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