FA Announce Exclusion Zone Around Rooney’s Elbow

Posted by GregB on March 1, 2011 · Leave a Comment 

  The English FA to implement an exclusion zone around Wayne Rooney’s elbows to ensure that the Manchester United player’s human rights are not infringed. After an emergency meeting on Monday evening the FA have concluded that an exclusion zone was the best form of defence to protect the Manchester United striker from unwanted attention from … Continue reading →

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