Margaret Thatcher : An Apology
The death of former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher has caused a great deal of soul-searching at the Rank News. And we feel that we owe you, our loyal readers, a sincere apology. On that fateful Monday, we have to admit that we were too busy getting pissed to come up with the kind of vaguely-humourous … Continue reading
George Osborne Explains Confusion Over Disabled Parking Error
Chancellor George Osborne provided more information on his error in parking at a disabled parking bay at MacDonald’s this week.
At Home With David and Nick
A look at the Bromance between David Cameron and Nick Clegg behind the closed doors at 10 Downing Street Related articles Nick Clegg’s warning to David Cameron: Britain must stay in Europe (guardian.co.uk) David Cameron and Nick Clegg reassure Doreen Lawrence over coalition’s commitment to equality (independent.co.uk) Nick Clegg vows to ‘anchor’ government in 2013 … Continue reading
Nick Clegg: We Need To Be More Muscular Within The Coalition Government
Vince Cable takes up Nick Clegg’s call for a more muscular role in the coalition for his Liberal Democrat party. Simon Hughes MP the Deputy Leader of the Liberal Democrats welcomed the news and confirmed that he will be pumping Mr Cable for tips on how to beef up his own image in the public … Continue reading
The Rank News Magazine 25 March 2011
The Rank NewsMagazine full to the brim with news, reviews and celebrity gossip Related Articles The Rank News Weekend Magazine Out Now (ranknews.wordpress.com) Celebrity Gossip (benrosier.wordpress.com) SNL Skit: Canadian Celebrity Gossip Show (shoppingblog.com) The Rank News Magazine Out Now (ranknews.wordpress.com) This Week in the News (March 25, 2011) (sleeplessparent.wordpress.com)
Eric Pickles Confused Over Libyan Fly Zone
Eric Pickles MP, Secretary of State for Communities and Local Government voiced his concerns over the news of a continuing No Pie Zone by NATO forces in Libya this week. Upon Hearing that he had made a mistake he quickly ordered 25 steak and Kidney Pies and a half-dozen Scotch Pies to celebrate. (Original Idea … Continue reading
The Rank News Magazine Out Now
WEEKLY MAGAZINE FROM THE RANK NEWS FEATURING RUPERT MURDOCH’S BID FOR BSKYB Related Articles The Rank News Weekend Magazine Out Now (ranknews.wordpress.com) BSkyB investors aim to drive up Murdoch’s price (guardian.co.uk) Rupert Murdoch and the BSkyB takeover: how powerful will it make him? (guardian.co.uk) Rupert Murdoch’s BSkyB win: the damage is to the coalition … Continue reading
Special Investigation : What Does Nick Clegg Actually Do? Secret Diaries Reveal All
With the Prime Minister David Cameron being out of the country this week as he tours the Middle East flogging shooters, the spotlight has fallen on the Deputy PM, who is supposedly ‘minding the shop’ in the meantime. Yet today it transpired that Mr. Clegg has decided to take the rest of the week off, … Continue reading
The Rank News Weekend Magazine Nov2010
The Rank News Weekend Magazine Tea Party special edition. We look behind the scene at America’s Republican movement, the Tea Party and ask if Sarah Palin is Mad enough to want to be president. Filled to the brim with news, views and reviews. Do you worry if your partner thinks you are the biggest douche-bag in the … Continue reading
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