America Seeks Protection From Future WikiLeaks

  After yesterday’s revelations over further WikiLeaks going on line politicians across the world have called for some form of protection against future possible cock ups. It was left to Hillary Clinton to face the press over the leaks. When asked if she was embarrassed by leaks she replied, “What me? Mrs Bill Clinton?”   Related … Continue reading

Bulk Of The North West Not Happy With Lack Of Snow.

  The majority of people living in the North West of the country are less than happy over the lack of snow it has received compared to other parts of the country. Whilst the East, North and South have been hit with near arctic weather the North West has merely had a couple of frosty mornings … Continue reading

Our Lady:The Diary Of A Mother To Be

Dear Diary Just over a month to go before I drop the baby and Joseph and I are still arguing over names for the baby. I wanted to go for a more traditional name like Gary or Robbie but Joseph’s mother is putting pressure on him to call him Jesus, after brothers James, Eamon, Steven, … Continue reading

The Rank News Weekend Magazine Nov2010

The Rank News Weekend Magazine Tea Party special edition. We look behind the scene at America’s Republican movement, the Tea Party and ask if Sarah Palin is Mad enough to want to be president. Filled to the brim with news, views and reviews. Do you worry if your partner thinks you are the biggest douche-bag in the … Continue reading

Attempts To Mate Panda’s Outside China Cause Headaches

Kidderminster Zoo has sparked an out cry from animal rights activist this week after it was confirmed that one of their star animals, Chiang – Chiang the male panda was allowed to watch an adult panda movie. The manager of the zoo confirmed that it was true but it was purely for the sake of the … Continue reading

Lembit Bitten By A Snake During Sexual Act

Lembit Opik was bitten by a snake while attempting a challenge for I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here. The ex-MP was bitten on the finger while taking part in a trial to avoid being selected to be removed from the show. ITV the producers of the show quickly allayed fears over the snakes safety … Continue reading

Coalition To Tackle Deficit By Going On TV Gameshows

Following the surprising news that Business Secretary Vince Cable is to appear on the Christmas special edition of the hit BBC reality show Strictly Come Dancing, we can exclusively reveal that he is not the only government minister to try his luck at TV. We have received a copy of a Top Secret memo sent by … Continue reading

Sarah Palin: We’ve Got To Stand Up For Our North Korean Allies!”

  A slip of the tongue by Sarah Palin mixing up North and South Korea is a reminder of the credibility hurdles she faces. She made her usual political slip whilst being interviewed on radio. “we’ve got to stand with our North Korean allies – we’re bound to by treaty….” Related Articles Sarah Palin: We’ve … Continue reading

Vatican Introduce Own Brand Condoms

The Vatican today said that women as well as men can use condoms in a statement which clarified comments made by the Pope. Benedict XVI broke with years of Roman Catholic teaching when he said that contraception could be justified ‘in certain cases’. Today there was further clarification from Vatican spokesman, the Reverend Federico Lombardi, … Continue reading

Rooney Backs X Factor’s Katie Waissel After News Of Her Gran’s Prices Are Announced

Wayne Rooney has confirmed he is backing Katie Waissel to win this years X Factor final after hearing that Katie’s 81-year-old maternal grandmother Sheila Vogel charges up to £250 per hour for sex through a website called Vintage Vamps. The Manchester United player who returned to Premiership football at the weekend after attending a fitness assessment … Continue reading

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