Archive News Special: American Public Go Ape After TV Debate
We open yet again our archives and reprint this report following the Republican Party’s live television debate from May 2007. The Republican Presidential Debate, raised more than a few hairy eyebrows a Local Kansas newspaper, Kansas City Plough reported. It would appear that Senator Brownback (Kansas), Governor Huckabee (Arkansas) and a member of the House … Continue reading
Chelsea And Man United Come Under Scrutiny After World Record High – Five Attempt Goes Wrong
FA Probe United Star’s Chelsea Brawl FA refuse to confirm which players they have probed but will confirm that Wayne Rooney has been left with an injury. A brawl involving Manchester United players and Chelsea staff after the weekend’s title showdown is being investigated by the Football Association. What started off a world record attempt … Continue reading
My Pussy Doesn’t Match My Curtains
More pet owners are using lifestyle reasons for abandoning their animals, according to an RSPCA report. The organisation’s staff rescued 7,347 dumped pets in 2007, up 23 per cent from the 5,959 recorded in 2006. Examples of dumped animals included a litter of kittens left in a dustbin bag for bin men and a rabbit … Continue reading
Paris Hilton In Adoption Sit-In
The trend in Hollywood of late has been to adopt children from under privilege countries. Previous years trends has been as we are all aware to have a miniature dog as a fashion item. Paris Hilton who is known in America for her love of trend setting denounced the move in the press yesterday after … Continue reading
Gun Dog Becomes Bum Dog
A man in America was charged with having sex with a dead dog, in full view of a day care centre. Jeremy Bassett, a 23 year old from Michigan, is charged with “crimes against nature” after he was allegedly seen engaging in anal sex with the corpse of a dead dog. The dead dog which … Continue reading
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